Classic Bidet Attachment (Universal)

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Designed for a Seamless Transition to Bidet Living

Removes Bacteria, Reduces skin irritation, Enhanced comfort, & luxury lifestyle.

$99.95 USD
$99.95 USD
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The Biffy Classic Solves it all - Delivering a hygienic, soothing, and eco-friendly clean for a confident, comfortable you!

Struggling with Messy TP and Wipes, Irritation, Constipation, or Painful Bathroom Trips?

What it can do - why it works sooo well!

Getting Down with your Biffy

Superior Cleanliness with Water

The Struggle: Dry toilet paper smears mess, leaving you feeling unclean and frustrated. Wet wipes irritate sensitive skin, clog pipes, and never truly get you fresh.

The Biffy Fix: The Biffy Classic's 2.5" wide, 8-stream spray delivers a gentle, thorough rinse, lab-certified to remove 98.9% of bacteria. Say goodby to mess and hello to a fresher, cleaner you - no residue, just confidence.

Relieves Constipation and IBS Symptoms

The Struggle: Dealing with constipation or managing unpredictable IBS flare-ups makes bathroom visits stressful, often leaving you bloated, sore, or anxious about incomplete relief.

The Biffy Fix: The Biffy Classic's gentle, adjustable spray stimulates the rectal area, promoting natural bowel movements without straining. For IBS sufferers, it soothes irritation and ensures a clean finish, reducing stress and discomfort during flare-ups.

Soothing Hemorrhoids and Irritated Skin

The Struggle: Painful hemorrhoids and raw, irritated skin from harsh wiping turn every toilet trip into a dreaded ordeal, with toilet paper aggravating tender areas and prolonging discomfort.

The Biffy Fix: Designed with sensitive skin in mind, the wide 8-stream nozzle provides a soft, targeted cleanse that engulfs hemorrhoids in seconds, leaving them clean without painful rubbing. Irritated skin finds relief with a chemical-free, irritation-free rinse, perfect for daily comfort.

Saves Money and the Planet

The Struggle: Spending $250-$350 yearly on toilet paper that fails to clean properly, aggravates your skin, and harms the environment feels like a never-ending battle.

The Biffy Fix: Cut your toilet paper costs and reduce environmental waste. The Biffy Classic's eco-friendly design minimizes paper use, saving trees and preventing plumbing issues - it pays for itself while keeping your conscious green.

Tailored For Every Need

The Struggle: Showering after every bathroom visit isn't feasible, and without proper cleansing, you're left feeling less confident - especially for sensitive needs like feminine hygiene or intimate moments.

The Biffy Fix: Developed by a board-certified physician, the Biffy Classic supports constipation relief, IBS management, hemorrhoid care, feminine hygiene, and boosts confidence for intimate moments by ensuring you're naturally clean. Its intuitive handle lets you control position, pattern, and pressure for a personalized rinse in seconds.

Effortless Setup and Universal Fit

No plumber, no electricity, no hassle. The Biffy Classic attaches to virtually any toilet in minutes, with dual anti-siphon valves for water safety and a self-cleaning nozzle for hygiene you can trust. Hand-assembled for durability, it's backed by a one-year and a 30-day money-back guarantee.

Physician-Designed & Clinically-Proven

The Biffy Classic is clinically tested & proven to remove up to 98.9% of bacteria and residue.

Using medical-grade materials, Dr. Warren Smith M.D., designed the Biffy to be durable, simple, & safe.

Eco-Friendly

Every roll of TP uses up to 37 gallons of water to make, which makes a bidet the better choice for saving water and trees! A Biffy lets your body feel good and your brain relax, knowing you're healthy, clean & helping the environment.

Enhanced Comfort & Luxury Lifestyle

Whether you're seeing relief from discomfort or a confidence boost for date night, the Biffy Classic delivers a pampering clean that's as empowering as it is effortless, turing every toilet trip into a moment of joy!

How Biffy Compares

  • TP

    Unlike TP's messy, irritating wipe that leaves residue, the Biffy Classic's wide 8-stream spray delivers a thorough, gentle clean in seconds, while being lab certified to remove bacteria. Biffy saves you $250-$350 yearly by slashing TP use, protecting forests with minimal water compared to TP's 37 gallons per roll. Feel fresher and cleaner with Biffy's physician-designed, eco-friendly rinse!

  • Wipes

    Wet wipes can't match the Biffy Classic's chemical-free, self-cleaning nozzle that rinses away bacteria without skin irritation or plumbing clogs. Biffy's adjustable spray offers a personalized, thorough clean, unlike wipes' temporary fix that piles up in landfills. Upgrade to Biffy for a gentler, greener hygiene solution that saves money and hassle!

  • Bidets

    The Biffy Classic Bidet Attachment outperforms other bidets with its universal-fit, no-electricity installation and precise 8-stream spray tailored for superior hygiene. Unlike competitors' complex setups or less effective sprays (from the back of the toilet), Biffy's self-cleaning nozzle and dual anti-siphon valve ensure unmatched safety and ease. Choose Biffy for a smarter, more reliable clean every time!

Join The Family of Biffy Users Today

Upgrade to the Biffy Classic and transform your bathroom routine into a moment of refreshment, comfort, and eco-conscious living. Handcrafted with medical expertise and designed for seamless integration into your life, it's the hygienic revolution your bottom deserves.

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